10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."