10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.