10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com