10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.