10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."