10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is for loners.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth