10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders