10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.