10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!