10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen