10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977