10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)