10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."