10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from