10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.