10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)