10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Poker is for fat, American losers.