10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com