10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament