10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.