10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- im going to 2 out you to death
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss