10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-