10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer