10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth