10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Fold and live to fold again
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.