10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "No river, no fish."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow