10 Random Poker Quotes

If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.