10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus