10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak