10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson