10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Welcome to kicker school
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT