10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.