10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- It's Free To Fold...
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth