10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.