10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Poker is for loners.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."