10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz