10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "No river, no fish."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!