10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.