10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss