10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.