10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed