10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"