10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves