10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986