10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "No river, no fish."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water