10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."