10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Poker is for loners.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.