10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.