10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."