10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.